21 4 / 2014

buttgenie:

I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”

ONCE I PICKED UP THE PHONE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE CALLING ABOUT A CHARITY SO IN THE MIDDLE OF HIM SPEAKING I SAID “IS THIS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE” AND I KID YOU NOT HE STOPPED AND SAID “JESUS CHRIST WAS I THAT BAD” AND IT WAS SO AWKWARD 

(via eridans-superior-half)

21 4 / 2014

bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

(via eridans-superior-half)

21 4 / 2014

21 4 / 2014

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

artificialimperialism:

myuncertainlife:

fandom-fox:

spoopyphilia:

did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

This post fucked me up.

It’s actually because your heart rate decreased so quickly that your brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.

i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE

this happens to me like all the time, is that bad…?

(Source: dutchster, via thewinchesterstardis)

21 4 / 2014

21 4 / 2014

imlaedris:

The Winter Soldier Series inspired by Olly Moss’ The Evil Dead

Prints, Posters and Cards available on redbubble!

This is incredible! 

(Source: alphaquadrantic, via doomcannotbethisadorable)

21 4 / 2014

destinysonlychild:

davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

destinysonlychild:

davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

(Source: everytimeidiabetes, via madsmikkeldad)

21 4 / 2014

melodymedley:

jokerinmyledger:

camelots-consulting-detective:

My dash did a thing.

THIS IS LIKE BLOODY INCEPTION

Dasheption

melodymedley:

jokerinmyledger:

camelots-consulting-detective:

My dash did a thing.

THIS IS LIKE BLOODY INCEPTION

Dasheption

(Source: docktahwatson, via madsmikkeldad)

21 4 / 2014

My relationship with my followers

  • 1: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
  • 2:
  • 1:
  • 2:
  • 1: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.

21 4 / 2014

terezis-weave:

broadwayistheairthatibreathe:

do you ever listen to a group song from a musical and choose a certain character and only sing their parts and react to what the other characters sing

my life

(Source: captainamyerica, via madsmikkeldad)

21 4 / 2014

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via madsmikkeldad)

21 4 / 2014

cutieringtail:

falmyrion:

queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

You’re*

image

(via madsmikkeldad)

21 4 / 2014

rneerkat:

what if you kicked the air and your leg flew off

(Source: rneerkat, via madsmikkeldad)

21 4 / 2014

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

(via madsmikkeldad)

21 4 / 2014

mythicalgummies:

hitlervevo:

hitlervevo:

why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean

image

image

image

OH MY GOD

We’ve hit the 4th wall

(Source: hashtagugly, via madsmikkeldad)